How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?