What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a henway?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.