Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a short cow?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?