Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What animal knows kung fu?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you care for a sick bird?