What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do you compliment a cat?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do cows like to dance to?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?