What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you eat on July 5th?
When does a horse talk?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?