Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?