Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which is the worst season?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
If you need help building an ark...
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?