Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do bears keep cool?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?