What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?