Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of bird can write?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why was the mime upset?
What tree has the most bark?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?