What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What fish only swims at night?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why is spring the oddest season?