Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?