How did the vampire start his letter?
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What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
When do cows get tired?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are cars magic?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?