What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What animal has the most fun?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the sick chicken say?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What type of bat doesn't fly?