What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which dogs love to study science?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?