If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where does laundry go to college?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the opposite of irony?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?