What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?