What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How does a cow do math?
What type of car do planets buy?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?