What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?