What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?