Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Which elf is the best singer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are all priests fit?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which relative loves rice?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?