What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
You read my mind!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a dog's favorite book?