What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?