Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How did the toad die?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Surprise!!!!