What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the musician arrested?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How are teens like cats?