What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?