Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
What type of birds stay together forever?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?