Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do bunnies stay fit?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why is furniture so generous?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?