What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?