What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?