What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do insects learn at school?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?