What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?