What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?