Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?