What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What animals love to close envelopes?
A book just fell on my head.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?