What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?