Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?