What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?