What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Did you take the patient's temperature?