Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the noisiest food?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?