What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What car can't keep a secret?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?