Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What building always gets stains on it?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?