What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What animal loves Indian food?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What country has the most fish?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?