Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How does a barber get to work?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?