What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Did you know about April 1st?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?