What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which plant has the best roar?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are winter days great?
What do cows say on NYE?