Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where does the president keep his razor?