What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a dog's favorite city?