Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do vampires keep their money?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which dance will a chicken not do?